Posted Wed, Jan 11, 2012 at 1:45 PM
I’m really tired of hearing people say “If you’re a big bitch, you shouldn’t be wearin tight clothes” ExCUUUUUse you-ME! Are you buying my clothes? Are you the one wearing them? Do you HAVE to be in up in my zone eye-rapin me? No! It’s simple. Funny thing about the neck is, it pivots. If you don’t like my look, you can just TURN ya head the fuck around. I wear a size 16. Sure I could go buy a size 18 or 20 tent, but I prefer a more fitted look. I rock leggings, with a tight sweater-dress and belt. Or I got on my tight lycra jeans & fitted top. If I go out, I may wear a short – yes short -dress or skirt. I don’t fuck around wit mu-mus, sorry. A lot of big girls, still like to have fashion sense. I KNOW I look good too when men be all up in my grill, like I got candy for them. But there’s always a few who be like, “girl, dress fo yo siiiiize”. Fuck YOU, I’m doin me. What you NEED to be worryin about is your damn self. Yah and one last thing to those skinny bitches… and you know who ya’ll are who be doin this. You may be skinny. You may be pretty. But underneath I guarantee there IS something about you (whether you wanna admit it or not) that is literally JACKED up! Maybe it’s the big mole on your face, or your narrow-set eyes, or it could be your weird nipples, green toe-nails, your snaggletooth smile. If you’re a guy, you might have a set of low-hangers, a small dick and zits all over your ass or a bald spot. Ain’t no ma-fucker perfect. So when you be seein my big ass on the dance floor backin it up in my performance wear – smile and have something nice to say. We all PEOPLE. Or else you can turn your head on its axis and focus your googly eyes elsewhere. —Don’t Be Jelly
So this ‘bitch’ isn’t the most eloquently written, does not provide beautiful imagery and is certainly a little on the rough side, to say the least. But you know? As much flack as this girl is getting for her bitch on www.thecoast.com, I think what she says rings true. Youlookfiiine has always been about rewarding down to earth, well dressed and put together people. I’m not saying I’m into this girls style, necessarily. And by that I mean that by the way she describes her fashion sense, I prrrrrobably wouldn’t photograph her. However, that being said, why’s everybody gotta be hating all the time? Attacks on personal appearance are one of my biggest pet peeves. As ‘Don’t be Jelly’ states ‘ Funny thing about the neck is, it pivots.’ So, readers, instead of gawking and wasting your time being critical, turn ya neck!
AMAZING. For some reason my favourite thing about this one is the term “performance wear.” I’m going to take this to heart. The next time I step up in the library ready to get my read on, I’m considering my outfit performance wear.
Love, love, loved this post